When I first found out my parents were going away for a week, I booked the week off work so I could look after George and I was really looking forward to it. A week of peace and quiet, no work, doing my own thing was so appealing. Its now the middle of the week and I am bored out of my brain. Until last night, I hadnt had any human face to face interaction for 3 whole days and I felt myself starting to go a little crazy.
Ofcourse, I have George who provides me with entertainment but its mostly just me bollocking him for being naughty, overall a week alone is the worst thing in the world for someone like me who hates her own company!! I thought it would be a good time to try and 'sort my life out' but deep down I probably knew it was never going to happen ;). My life over the past few days has been divided by youtube, walking the dog, watching films. None of the said are particulaly productive towards sorting my life out. I did book a hair appointment though, Im not sure that counts. The only fun thing about my morning was telling a cat to 'fuck off out my garden' as it was stood infront of my rabbits hutch, HOW EXCITING.
As of friday night though my friends will be round and again on saturday, so I will be weaned back into social situations. If you can call 3 girls screaming, laughing and drinking a social sitation. Were more like a coven of witches haha. But I love our Vagina Parties and wouldnt have them any other way (please dont ask me were the name originated from). Its sooo because we get our vaginas out. Please dont think that because its really not! lol. I'll give you the ingredients to host your own VP because I think every woman should have one in her life ;).
To host a Vagina Party you will need;
. A free house. Not the kind of party you want your parents or flat mates interrupting/overhearing/anywhere near!!!!!
. A handful of your best girlfriends. You know the ones you arnt afraid to be ridicoulsly strange infront of. I'd say no more than 4 friends, as a crowded vagina party isnt a happy one ;) Too many cooks spoil the vagina. haha. I'll stop now :P
. An abundance of SHIT FOOD. This can range from sweeties, crisps, pop tarts, cake, chocolate. Anything thats completly crap for your health, stick it in your basket and buy :)
. The number of a local takeaway and a menu. Whether it be indian, chinese or kebab esque you are required to order a take away and sod the diet for the day. The greaser the better remember.
. Alcohol. Though you wont technically need this as you will be overexcited anyway and on a massive suger rush, its always nice to have a bottle of wine on the go.
. Party games. This is optional but it does make things more juicy. A few of our favourites is spin the bottle (just to make each other do stupid stuff really), Call or Delete (fucking hilarious!!) and I Have Never. The latter being a drinking game aswell.
So thats all you need really, as you'll find the party just comes together naturally in a sick and twisted way lol. I really recommend these parties for your health, its good to laugh and laugh you most certainly will :) Only one rule really and thats NO BOYS. They would not only be terrified and go running for the hills, it would ruin the party as they are a main topic for slagging off/discussing in a non too ladylike fashion ;) I cant believe my ramble about being home alone has turned into a manual for a DIY vagina party, but once you have one youl have more, and the karnage will increase everytime. Me and my friends have been having them for about 4 years now and I really hope were still having them in another 40 years :D So roll on Friday!! xxxxxxxxxxxx
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